1. Smile!
2. Commence silly walking immediately
3. 2 Thumbs Up *
4. Carry On

* When you reach the end of my property, if you are satisfied with your performance, face the camera (middle of the yard on a 4x4 post) and give a big "2 thumbs up" signal. My handy, dandy, AI server (named Basil) will analyze the recording, and then submit your silly walk to the system. In minutes, your recording will be immortalized on the internet so that your performance can be reviewed, ridiculed, and rated by your peers.

***Note*** Recordings that do not include a "2 thumbs up" signal shall be discarded.